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A police officer pulls over a guy who has been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that .I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Ok, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either .I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well , then we need a urine sample."
"I am sorry officer I can't do that either .I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not ?"
"Because I am too drunk to do that."